{"type":"standard","title":"BakéGyamon","displaytitle":"BakéGyamon","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q804287","titles":{"canonical":"BakéGyamon","normalized":"BakéGyamon","display":"BakéGyamon"},"pageid":19054185,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Bakegyamon.jpg","width":252,"height":396},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Bakegyamon.jpg","width":252,"height":396},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1249568793","tid":"d103cfe8-8334-11ef-8004-bef5990c62e4","timestamp":"2024-10-05T16:13:54Z","description":"Japanese media franchise","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bak%C3%A9Gyamon","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bak%C3%A9Gyamon?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bak%C3%A9Gyamon?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bak%C3%A9Gyamon"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bak%C3%A9Gyamon","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bak%C3%A9Gyamon","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bak%C3%A9Gyamon?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bak%C3%A9Gyamon"}},"extract":"BakéGyamon is a Japanese manga and anime series, with its concept created by Kazuhiro Fujita. The manga series, written and illustrated by Mitsuhisa Tamura, was published in Shogakukan's Weekly Shōnen Sunday from March 2006 to March 2007, with its chapters collected in five tankōbon volumes. In North America, Viz Media published it in English in 2009.","extract_html":"
BakéGyamon is a Japanese manga and anime series, with its concept created by Kazuhiro Fujita. The manga series, written and illustrated by Mitsuhisa Tamura, was published in Shogakukan's Weekly Shōnen Sunday from March 2006 to March 2007, with its chapters collected in five tankōbon volumes. In North America, Viz Media published it in English in 2009.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Lel and Polel","displaytitle":"Lel and Polel","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1416627","titles":{"canonical":"Lel_and_Polel","normalized":"Lel and Polel","display":"Lel and Polel"},"pageid":61259381,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/77/Fischerinselgoetze.jpg/330px-Fischerinselgoetze.jpg","width":320,"height":414},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Fischerinselgoetze.jpg","width":336,"height":435},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1258480624","tid":"f163d0c5-a6d1-11ef-a171-c9517056b96c","timestamp":"2024-11-19T23:56:50Z","description":"Polish pagan deities","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lel_and_Polel","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lel_and_Polel?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lel_and_Polel?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lel_and_Polel"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lel_and_Polel","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Lel_and_Polel","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lel_and_Polel?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lel_and_Polel"}},"extract":"Lel and Polel are Polish divine twins, first mentioned by Maciej Miechowita in the 16th century where he presents them as equivalents of Castor and Pollux and the sons of the goddess Łada, the equivalent of Leda. There is no complete agreement about the authenticity of the cult of Lel and Polel.","extract_html":"
Lel and Polel are Polish divine twins, first mentioned by Maciej Miechowita in the 16th century where he presents them as equivalents of Castor and Pollux and the sons of the goddess Łada, the equivalent of Leda. There is no complete agreement about the authenticity of the cult of Lel and Polel.
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