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The former U.S. Post Office in Canandaigua, New York, is located on North Main Street. It is a Classical Revival granite structure built in 1910 and expanded in 1938. It was listed on the National Register of Historic Places both as a contributing property to the Canandaigua Historic District in 1984 and individually in 1988, as part of a Multiple Property Submission of over 200 post offices all over the state.
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Magnus Egilsson is a Faroese footballer who plays as a left-back for B36 Tórshavn and the Faroe Islands national team.
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